Santa and Banta were discussing how they would like to die. Santa said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep, I don't want to die screaming like some of his friends who also died at the same time" Banta asked, "How could his friends have died screaming while your grandfather died sleeping peacefully at the same time?" Santa replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he was driving"

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Once when an American was driving a Fiat car at 45km/hour when a sardarji came rrroooooaaaaaaarrring on a Honda motorbike, peeped into the car and asked the American, 'Have you every driven a Honda?' and sped away. The American thought he was insulting his car but did not bother. After sometime the sardarji came yet again in the opposite direction and shouted the same words, and sped off. The American was getting annoyed. This happened again and the American was just about to say something when the sardar sped off. The American increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the sardar lying on the road, bleeding. He bends down and asked the sardarji in a mocking voice, 'Have you ever ridden a Honda or what?' Sardarji replied, 'That was what I wanted to ask you about! I just bought the motorcycle and I was searching for the brakes'

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An American was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. When the bus arrives, he gets in to see that it is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders him to tell a joke. Now the American is perplexed because he knows only sardarji jokes. After thinking for sometime, he decides to replace sardarjis with Americans in his joke and so starts the joke with 'There was an American who' He didn't get to complete the joke because he got a major blow on the back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, 'Oye! Have all the sardars died or what?'

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Two sardars go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. The first sardar says, ' I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish'.The other answered that he marked an X on the SIDE of the boat to mark the spot.

'You Idiot!', the first replied. 'How do you know we'll get the same boat tomorrow!!!?'

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Santa and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a Double-decker bus. Santa got a bottom seat but unfortunate Banta was pushed to the Top. After the rush cooled down, Santa went upstairs to see Banta. Banta was clutching the seat in front with both hands, scared to death. Santa said, 'Oye Banta! What the heck is going on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there'.

Scared Banta choked out, 'AT LEAST YOU GOT A DRIVER'

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BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Sardar Hari Singh purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Sardarji came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw the sardar, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter.

Hari Singh: "The BMW people made a fool of me. They have given me the car without the engine."

Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have a spare engine in the back of my BMW. You can take that."